Order Early, for the Holidays!

well these are frankly galling, which is no reason you shouldn't take them off my hands. or gallbladder, as the case may be

well these are frankly galling, which is no reason you shouldn't take them off my hands, or gallbladder, as the case may be.

PieceOfMe™ jewelry is proud to announce that we are now taking pre-orders for our stones and jewelry items. To get on the list for our premium, human-generated, entirely reclaimed, locally-sourced, free-range Human Pearls™ please leave a comment with your bid PER GRAM OF SINGLE STONE. Stones are disbursed in the following order:  the highest per-gram bidder will receive the largest stone, and so on downward, to a maximum of five pre-ordered stones. At this time, we do not know how many stones will be harvested, as we have but a single source for the current crop.

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